Military Loans
Military loans are for high-strung warrior class types - not for those of us getting Paydazed.
Military Loans - Draft Dodging Forever!
Yeah thats right - PEACE LOVE AND PAYDAY LOANS! You'll never see us joining no military man - our problems and differences can be overcome with love! With understanding and patience and getting paydazed whenever we feel the wrath coming up. And you shoulders should do the same - you feel a slight financial emergency coming up you don't have to blast it to death with those bazookas called military loans. Just take it easy, love your financial demands - daises in the assault rifles forever man!
Getting paydazed with our fighting brothers
Military loans are just bad business man, they are not there to help you and they will only dig a deeper hole, create greater angst, and pull you further away from the spirit of Paydazed. Man, the number of soldiers falling into debt because of military loans is crazy man! Theres like...10 billion soldiers out there today, fighting in Irag and Afghanistan, carrying thousands of dollars in high-cost personal debts right along with them on tours of duty. Is that a good way to improve military morale? To know that when, if, you ever come home you'll have a major debt to take care of ASAP? No way man! Thats just not cool at all. Loans man, even the military isn't safe.
Even the brass in HQ can recognize the problems posed by military loans, and while they have made steps to stem the terrible tide we have our own suggestion. Instead of spending billions of dollars on an oil pipeline in Alaska that nobody wants, or instead of spending millions of the defense of our crooked Senatorial leaders, why not spend the money on the men and women protecting you from the real boogeymen? If there was the same spirit of giving for the soldiers as there is for Haliburton contracts there wouldn't be a problem with military loans - there wouldn't be a problem with fast loans as a whole. For a slight increase in a soldier's wage the numbers of military loans would greatly decrease. It would be an investment on military readiness, increase the killing power of each and every soldier by freeing their minds of the financial mess waiting for them at home. Thats what you want, right? Better killers? A more efficient machine to beat the terrorists? Oh man - enough about war and personal loans already! I'm gettin' Paydazed. See ya.
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