http://www.paydazed.com/emergency-cash-loan.html An emergency cash loan might remind you of a lot of things - but its actually fairly unique. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Remember...remember that time in The Goonies when Mikey - MIkey, right? The asthmatic kid? - remember when Mikey said..."Its our time! OUr time down here!" You...you think we has talking about an emergency cash loan, man? You think that little kid really did have the never say die spirit of the Goonies and applied for a cash advance loan when his parents actually needed the money. WAIT. One Eyed Willie - OEE. You don't think...you don't think their trying to tell us something, do you? OEE? Online Energized Emergency cash loan. Oh man, I think Im a little too Paydzed today. Caught up in the emergency cash loan This kind of thing happens all the time when people apply for an emergency cash loan - we see things, we see correlations between the cash loan and other financial obligations that really don't exist in the slightest. We see rates, and immediately assume those rates are based off annual plans. But with an emergency cash loan the initial rates are actually fees, and in that discrepancy lenders can get away with charging over 500% APR. We see repayment - every bill and obligations needs to be repaid eventually - but with these payday advances that repayment is due faster than any other form of aid in history. Even the Mafia wasn't so fast to collect on their favors, and those jerk Astoria rich men gave the Goonies months to pay up or make room for the sand trap. Nothing else in the world acts as violently, as quickly, as an emergency cash loan - which is a good thing! If all our financial tools were this volatile we'd be living in an ancient world dominated by volcanoes. Living in a world such as ours Maybe the Goonies were after payday advances, maybe there was a fast cash loan in that bag of jewels, in that printing press spitting out page after page of fifty dollah bill. Oh Data - i bet you had an emergency cash loan in that frontways fanny pack. Bless your little heart. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT