Cheap Personal Loan
A cheap personal loan would be totally awesome - if only I'd have paid attention in econ!
Cheap Personal Loan - Genetically Enhanced For Supreme Paydazed Satisfaction!
Oh yeah, we all went to college here at Paydazed! Our president went to the University of Arizona, our tech support are MIT weirdoes locked away in their hyper-intelligent cells, and the rest off us are all wayward victims of the promise of a liberal arts education. Some of our dreams are dashed, but some live on in our quest to create a cheap personal loan! We can do it, we're so Paydazed all the time at the very least we should be able to turn today's unsecured personal loan into an affordable opportunity. But how? Where and when? We'd use the scientific method but we all forgot it! Oh man, someone get me afast personal loan quick! I need my brain medicine. MY BRAIN MEDICINE!
The people who finally figure out how to make a cheap personal loan work won't be someone with a PhD in economics - parents just don't understand! Thanks Big Willie, you were always there when I needed a lyrical boost and you always will be! Ahhh....thats right, the people who created and run today's personal loan are just too close to the fire, to involved to take a few steps back and really come up with new ways to decrease the costs of their loan opportunities - but we're far enough away to be on Pluto! Yeah! Put Paydazed on the job., but the people who actually take out these loans on the mission to creating a more affordable option. Believe us, these lenders would be shocked at thee proposals!
We propose a magical feast!
All magic and parlor tricks aside - there is no room for financial slight of hand here. We are looking for truth! Verifiable ways and means to create cheap personal loans out of today's high cost advances. You want a cheap personal loan? Well, lets all get paydazed and come up with a solution!
- What about a lower interest rate that actually fell in line with todays national usury laws? Lenders could charge up to $36 per $100 for an entire year - thats a lot better than the $500 they are charging today for that same annual $100.
- Or how about stricter requirements? You could limit the access to the financially responsible and have a higher level of repayment success!
- Or how about forcing banks into thee action? To institutionalize would bring the cheap personal loan closer t the surface than ever before!
But hey, we're all just getting paydazed - things get a little crazy around these parts when the cheap personal loan is on the menu! Menu? Are we at a restaurant here? Hey! I want a cheap personal loan with a side of self-vilification and a glass of escapism!
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